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November 29th, 2008

Writer's Block: Little Women

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Fans of Little Women often divide along Jo/Amy lines. Jo was independent and smart, but Amy always seemed to get what she wanted and have more fun. Are you in the Jo camp or the Amy camp?


I'm more like Jo but strive to be more like Amy.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE STEPPING ON SOMEONE.

YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES.

YOU SHOULD ALL GO TO PRISON.

I HOPE YOU'RE ALL REINCARNATED AS ANTS OR COCKROACHES OR SPIDERS OR SOMETHING ELSE PEOPLE STEP ON.

SAME GOES FOR THE PEOPLE THAT COMPLAINED ABOUT LEAVING.

YOU ALL MAKE ME PHYSICALLY ILL.

/rant

November 21st, 2008

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November 16th, 2008

One of the most popular gender stereotypes is that women ask for directions while men would rather be lost than ask for help. In your personal experience, does this stereotype hold true?


Pretty much the opposite, actually.

November 14th, 2008

Writer's Block: Wild Rumpus

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A lot of characters in kids' books have it pretty good, from calling the start of the wild rumpus to ordering room service from their hotel suite. If you could be any character from children's literature, who would you be?
Severus Snape.

I have a niggling desire to be bitten to death by a giant snake whilst my head is in a bubble.

November 13th, 2008

Field mice always sleep facing northwest. Kangaroos can't walk backwards. Female hyenas have penises. Let's face it, nature is weird. What's the strangest thing you know about the animal kingdom?


Either that horses can't vomit, or that cat penises have barbs at the end.

November 12th, 2008

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November 7th, 2008

It's the anniversary of the Russian Revolution, marking the Marxist overthrow of the Russian government. Karl Marx once wrote that "religion is the opium of the people." What is the new opium of the people?


Celebrity gossip.

"News".

Religion.

October 29th, 2008

Writer's Block: The Internet

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Happy birthday, Internet! The Internet, of course, has changed many things for the good. But is it all good? What is the biggest problem the Internet has created for you or the world?


Addiction and paranoia.

October 27th, 2008

Writer's Block: The Undead

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With Halloween on the horizon, burning questions about the undead need to be answered: Can being a zombie be considered suffering?


Heck no! Zombies are livin' the good life.
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