urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyyogurt I speak with a Romanian accent. Craaaazy Yogurt! 2008-11-29T14:34:51Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyyogurt:4414 2008-11-29T14:34:51Z 2008-11-29T14:34:51Z <div class='appwidget appwidget-qotd' id='LJWidget_28'> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td><div style='border: 1px solid #000; padding: 6px;'><p>Fans of <i>Little Women</i> often divide along Jo/Amy lines. Jo was independent and smart, but Amy always seemed to get what she wanted and have more fun. Are you in the Jo camp or the Amy camp?</p><p style='font-size: 0.8em;'></p><br /><p><input type="button" value="Answer" onclick="document.location.href='http://www.livejournal.com/update.bml?qotd=691'" /> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.livejournal.com/misc/latestqotd.bml?qid=691">View 500 Answers</a></p></div></td></tr></table></div><!-- end .appwidget-qotd --> <br /><br />I'm more like Jo but strive to be more like Amy. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyyogurt:4229 2008-11-29T14:30:56Z 2008-11-29T14:30:56Z WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???<br />YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE STEPPING ON SOMEONE.<br /><br />YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES.<br /><br />YOU SHOULD ALL GO TO PRISON.<br /><br />I HOPE YOU'RE ALL REINCARNATED AS ANTS OR COCKROACHES OR SPIDERS OR SOMETHING ELSE PEOPLE STEP ON.<br /><br />SAME GOES FOR THE PEOPLE THAT COMPLAINED ABOUT LEAVING.<br /><br />YOU ALL MAKE ME PHYSICALLY ILL.<br /><br />/rant urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyyogurt:3924 2008-11-21T23:27:53Z 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#FFF;">&nbsp;</td></tr></table><div style="text-align: right;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size: 12px;font-weight: normal;margin: 12px 0 0 0;padding: 0 10px 0 0;">Who would you vote for?<br>Go to <a href="http://www.perezhilton.com" style="color: #3300FF;text-decoration: none;" target="_blank">PerezHilton.com</a> to vote!</div></div> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyyogurt:3633 2008-11-16T18:28:48Z 2008-11-16T18:28:48Z <div class='appwidget appwidget-qotd' id='LJWidget_29'> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td><div style='border: 1px solid #000; padding: 6px;'><p>One of the most popular gender stereotypes is that women ask for directions while men would rather be lost than ask for help. In your personal experience, does this stereotype hold true?</p><p style='font-size: 0.8em;'></p><br /><p><input type="button" value="Answer" onclick="document.location.href='http://www.livejournal.com/update.bml?qotd=678'" /> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.livejournal.com/misc/latestqotd.bml?qid=678">View 500 Answers</a></p></div></td></tr></table></div><!-- end .appwidget-qotd --> <br /><br />Pretty much the opposite, actually. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyyogurt:3461 2008-11-14T19:47:07Z 2008-11-14T19:47:33Z <div class='appwidget appwidget-qotd' id='LJWidget_30'> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td><div style='border: 1px solid #000; padding: 6px;'><p>A lot of characters in kids' books have it pretty good, from calling the start of the wild rumpus to ordering room service from their hotel suite. If you could be any character from children's literature, who would you be?</p><p style='font-size: 0.8em;'></p><br /><p><input type="button" value="Answer" onclick="document.location.href='http://www.livejournal.com/update.bml?qotd=676'" /> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.livejournal.com/misc/latestqotd.bml?qid=676">View 500 Answers</a></p></div></td></tr></table></div><!-- end .appwidget-qotd --> Severus Snape.<br /><br />I have a niggling desire to be bitten to death by a giant snake whilst my head is in a bubble.<br /><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyyogurt:3283 2008-11-13T15:39:10Z 2008-11-13T15:39:10Z <div class='appwidget appwidget-qotd' id='LJWidget_31'> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td><div style='border: 1px solid #000; padding: 6px;'><p>Field mice always sleep facing northwest. Kangaroos can't walk backwards. Female hyenas have penises. Let's face it, nature is weird. What's the strangest thing you know about the animal kingdom?</p><p style='font-size: 0.8em;'>Submitted By <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_kaley_93' lj:user='kaley_93' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://kaley-93.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://kaley-93.livejournal.com/'><b>kaley_93</b></a></span><br /></p><br /><p><input type="button" value="Answer" onclick="document.location.href='http://www.livejournal.com/update.bml?qotd=675'" /> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.livejournal.com/misc/latestqotd.bml?qid=675">View 500 Answers</a></p></div></td></tr></table></div><!-- end .appwidget-qotd --> <br /><br />Either that horses can't vomit, or that cat penises have barbs at the end. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyyogurt:2834 2008-11-12T13:07:42Z 2008-11-12T13:07:42Z <lj-embed id="1" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyyogurt:2599 2008-11-07T12:50:24Z 2008-11-07T12:50:24Z <div class='appwidget appwidget-qotd' id='LJWidget_32'> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td><div style='border: 1px solid #000; padding: 6px;'><p>It's the anniversary of the Russian Revolution, marking the Marxist overthrow of the Russian government. Karl Marx once wrote that "religion is the opium of the people." What is the new opium of the people?</p><p style='font-size: 0.8em;'></p><br /><p><input type="button" value="Answer" onclick="document.location.href='http://www.livejournal.com/update.bml?qotd=652'" /> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.livejournal.com/misc/latestqotd.bml?qid=652">View 501 Answers</a></p></div></td></tr></table></div><!-- end .appwidget-qotd --> <br /><br />Celebrity gossip.<br /><br />"News".<br /><br />Religion. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyyogurt:2381 2008-10-29T12:32:26Z 2008-10-29T12:32:26Z <div class='appwidget appwidget-qotd' id='LJWidget_33'> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td><div style='border: 1px solid #000; padding: 6px;'><p>Happy birthday, Internet! The Internet, of course, has changed many things for the good. But is it all good? What is the biggest problem the Internet has created for you or the world?</p><p style='font-size: 0.8em;'></p><br /><p><input type="button" value="Answer" onclick="document.location.href='http://www.livejournal.com/update.bml?qotd=633'" /> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.livejournal.com/misc/latestqotd.bml?qid=633">View 500 Answers</a></p></div></td></tr></table></div><!-- end .appwidget-qotd --> <br /><br />Addiction and paranoia. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyyogurt:2193 2008-10-27T12:36:03Z 2008-10-27T12:36:03Z <div class='appwidget appwidget-qotd' id='LJWidget_34'> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td><div style='border: 1px solid #000; padding: 6px;'><p>With Halloween on the horizon, burning questions about the undead need to be answered: Can being a zombie be considered suffering?</p><p style='font-size: 0.8em;'>Submitted By <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_destynnee' lj:user='destynnee' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://destynnee.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://destynnee.livejournal.com/'><b>destynnee</b></a></span><br /></p><br /><p><input type="button" value="Answer" onclick="document.location.href='http://www.livejournal.com/update.bml?qotd=631'" /> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.livejournal.com/misc/latestqotd.bml?qid=631">View 500 Answers</a></p></div></td></tr></table></div><!-- end .appwidget-qotd --> <br /><br />Heck no! Zombies are livin' the good life. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyyogurt:1959 2008-10-21T16:24:26Z 2008-10-21T16:24:26Z <div class='appwidget appwidget-qotd' id='LJWidget_35'> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td><div style='border: 1px solid #000; padding: 6px;'><p>Bigfoot, the Yeti, the Loch Ness Monster, el chupacabra—what is your favorite creature that may or may not exist?</p><p style='font-size: 0.8em;'></p><br /><p><input type="button" value="Answer" onclick="document.location.href='http://www.livejournal.com/update.bml?qotd=625'" /> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.livejournal.com/misc/latestqotd.bml?qid=625">View 501 Answers</a></p></div></td></tr></table></div><!-- end .appwidget-qotd --> <br /><br />MOTHERFUCKING ZOMBIES, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyyogurt:1374 2008-09-28T00:12:20Z 2008-09-28T00:12:20Z I felt like making a post..... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyyogurt:1004 2007-10-12T17:11:22Z 2007-10-12T17:11:22Z <a href="http://perezhilton.com/?p=7039">http://perezhilton.com/?p=7039</a><br /><br />I'm making an actual blog post just to throw this out there...this organization is offering $1000 to anyone who pelts Ann Coulter with bagels and posts it on YouTube within the week.<br /><br />I hope it happens!<br /><br />In other news, I could do for some shmear. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:crazyyogurt:752 2007-09-05T17:31:13Z 2007-09-05T17:31:13Z I probably won't be making entries too much, just doing community type things. Feel free to comment here. *shrug*