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Writer's Block: Little Women

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 14:34:51 GMT

Fans of Little Women often divide along Jo/Amy lines. Jo was independent and smart, but Amy always seemed to get what she wanted and have more fun. Are you in the Jo camp or the Amy camp?

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I'm more like Jo but strive to be more like Amy.

TO THE PEOPLE WHO TRAMPLED THAT MAN TO DEATH AT WALMART

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 14:30:56 GMT

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE STEPPING ON SOMEONE.

YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES.

YOU SHOULD ALL GO TO PRISON.

I HOPE YOU'RE ALL REINCARNATED AS ANTS OR COCKROACHES OR SPIDERS OR SOMETHING ELSE PEOPLE STEP ON.

SAME GOES FOR THE PEOPLE THAT COMPLAINED ABOUT LEAVING.

YOU ALL MAKE ME PHYSICALLY ILL.

/rant

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 23:27:53 GMT


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Writer's Block: Department of Stereotypes

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 18:28:48 GMT

One of the most popular gender stereotypes is that women ask for directions while men would rather be lost than ask for help. In your personal experience, does this stereotype hold true?

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Pretty much the opposite, actually.

Writer's Block: Wild Rumpus

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 19:47:07 GMT

A lot of characters in kids' books have it pretty good, from calling the start of the wild rumpus to ordering room service from their hotel suite. If you could be any character from children's literature, who would you be?

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Severus Snape.

I have a niggling desire to be bitten to death by a giant snake whilst my head is in a bubble.

Writer's Block: Nature Gone Wild

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 15:39:10 GMT

Field mice always sleep facing northwest. Kangaroos can't walk backwards. Female hyenas have penises. Let's face it, nature is weird. What's the strangest thing you know about the animal kingdom?

Submitted By kaley_93

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Either that horses can't vomit, or that cat penises have barbs at the end.

Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:07:42 GMT

Writer's Block: Revolutionary Thought

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 12:50:24 GMT

It's the anniversary of the Russian Revolution, marking the Marxist overthrow of the Russian government. Karl Marx once wrote that "religion is the opium of the people." What is the new opium of the people?

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Celebrity gossip.

"News".

Religion.

Writer's Block: The Internet

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 12:32:26 GMT

Happy birthday, Internet! The Internet, of course, has changed many things for the good. But is it all good? What is the biggest problem the Internet has created for you or the world?

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Addiction and paranoia.

Writer's Block: The Undead

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 12:36:03 GMT

With Halloween on the horizon, burning questions about the undead need to be answered: Can being a zombie be considered suffering?

Submitted By destynnee

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Heck no! Zombies are livin' the good life.

Writer's Block: Cryptozoology

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:24:26 GMT

Bigfoot, the Yeti, the Loch Ness Monster, el chupacabra—what is your favorite creature that may or may not exist?

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MOTHERFUCKING ZOMBIES, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

Dribbledy drobbledy

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 00:12:20 GMT

I felt like making a post.....

SOMEONE NEEDS TO

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 17:11:22 GMT

http://perezhilton.com/?p=7039

I'm making an actual blog post just to throw this out there...this organization is offering $1000 to anyone who pelts Ann Coulter with bagels and posts it on YouTube within the week.

I hope it happens!

In other news, I could do for some shmear.

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:31:13 GMT

I probably won't be making entries too much, just doing community type things. Feel free to comment here. *shrug*